LKF: Jake

Here are some Little Known Facts about Jake.

Hates to eat food after it’s been in a Styrofoam container.

Is a completionist with video games. All achievements and awards must  be obtained.

Has the ability to eat the same food every day for weeks and weeks without getting tired of it.

His terms of endearment sound like major insults: case in point Izzy is his ‘little turd’.

Removes all price tags or stickers left on a purchase and every trace of goo they leave behind.

Is happy to shower 2-3 times a day.

Will drink out of a straw at a restaurant but not at home.

Frequently pulls his eyelashes out (they fall into his eyes)

Did research before purchasing a body soap. Now uses Dove Cranberry glycerine in bar form.

Doesn’t think that stinker binker, pumpkin eater rhymes.

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3 thoughts on “LKF: Jake

  1. ten21ten says:

    Just an update of sorts. Our little cousin is currently studying rhyming words making him the expert;it’s been years and years since I’ve hit the books about rhyming. In his professional opinion ‘stinker binker pumpkin eater’ does in fact rhyme.

    LOL

  2. Julie says:

    Great stuff! Even I didn’t know all of this. *as the mother
    I did know about the showers, and the terms of endearment. His dog at home is a “butt nugget”.
    He also insisted on having his t-shirts ironed until he was old enough to iron them himself. And finally, I have to agree; stinker binker, pumpkin eater does not rhyme. However, Peter, Peter Pumpkin eater does.

  3. Emily says:

    If this were a fb post, I would “like” the part about being ok with showering 2-3 times a day. There are times in Georgia when I wish I could! Oh, and “stinker binker, pumpkin eater” doesn’t, in fact, rhyme so I guess I have to take Jake’s side on this one! Sorry Jess!!

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